From Java tests to Shai-Hulud, bots keep proving they'll swallow anything you feed them
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https://www.theregister.comBrussels presses on despite US fury as it looks to enforce cloud autonomy and bolster open source
MPs told that while concerns over handsets and social media grows, evidence they're changing children's brains is limited
Spoiler: It doesn't end well for Team Register
Honey, I flattened the datacenter network
Minister says trusts can go it alone on procurement as Parliament mulls February 2027 FDP contract renewal
A blast from the past greets commuters
AI agents can't be trusted, so don't give them dangerous powers
We're moving as fast as we can, says SK Group chair
GitHub caught off guard by customers actually using the AI being evangelized
Plus, Raspberry Pi edition finally catches up
Iowan’s scheme undone after misplacing trust in former coworker
GPTZero claims only 5 of the report's 45 citations matched their sources, raising questions about how the Big Four's AI study was assembled
Clinical trial participant data stolen, but pharma giant says exposed records were pseudonymized
The West's biggest online shopping mall comes clean about its datacenter water usage
And it was Microsoft Copilot that unwittingly revealed the longstanding vulnerability
Telegram-based 'Outsider Enterprise' accused of sending millions of scam texts and impersonating trusted brands
Retail investors lined up to get a handful of Musk's magic beans in SpaceX's debut
It might also make Musk the world's first trillionaire
Commissioner Mark Rowley says automation savings are now 'at risk'